Bitchin' Babe

Wow as you passed slowly by
You really caught my eye
With your figure so top class
Can I grope and squeeze your arse?
You have a very ample chest
Can I fumble inside your vest?
Are you moist beneath the waist?
Will you let me have a taste?
Oh your hips gyrate and tease
Let me split your whiskers please
Let me leave you in a state of bliss
If not I will gladly settle for a kiss

Actions speak louder than words, so the aspirations of the sexual predator are undermined to humorous effect by the poem's final line.

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Dirty Poems

Bitchin' Babe

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